MBTI type hate groups

People said that MBTI test is false because everyone is a winner: and so this creates hate groups. But what if the hate groups named each other . . . Thus I bring you the Myers Briggs type indicator names in harsher light;

 

Warning: the following is offensive content, if you are a feeler type I recommend you do not continue. Entp’s don’t spam the chat plz.

 

 

ISTJ  the drone

Quiet, serious, earn success by thoroughness and dependability.

ISFJ       the slave

Quiet, friendly, responsible, and conscientious.

INTJ        the delusional cynic

Have original minds and great drive for implementing their ideas and achieving their goals.

ISTP      the less useful drone

Tolerant and flexible, quiet observers until a problem appears,then quickly find workable solutions.

ISFP       the offended feminist

Quiet, friendly, sensitive, and kind.

INFP       the delusional lunatic

Idealistic, loyal to their values and to people who are important to them..

INTP      overthinking idiot

Seek to develop logical explanations for everything that interests them. Theoretical and abstract, interested more in ideas than in social interaction.

ESTP     the thrill junkie

Flexible and tolerant, they take a pragmatic approach focused on immediate results.

ESFP     marketer . . . of themselves

Outgoing, friendly, and accepting?

ENFP     the propagator, of delusional lies

Warmly enthusiastic and imaginative. See life as full of possibilities. Make connections between events and information very quickly,and confidently proceed based on the patterns they see.

ESTJ     DICKtator

Practical, realistic, matter-of-fact. Decisive, quickly move to implement decisions Forceful in implementing their plans.

ENTP     the intelligent . . . idiot

Quick, ingenious, ruthless, alert, and charismatic. Resourceful in solving new and challenging problems.  Inspiring yet manipulative when dealing with others.

Infj    entp’s pet

They little whisps of souls would be voiceless nothing’s without a loud entp to fill that hollow shell with credible BS. Honestly their Career is probably be an entp’s sidekick.

ENTJ      emperor . . . or so they think Frank, decisive, assume leadership readily and imposing on goals. Quickly see illogical and inefficient procedures and policies    

ESFJ      mouthpiece. . . 

Warmhearted, conscientious, and cooperative.

ENFJ       slightly less douchey entj’s but still a douche

Warm, empathetic, responsive, and responsible.

 

Great, now I got that out of the way. ENTPS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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